No Sharks

A man was vacationing in the tropics and decided to go for a swim. After a short time, he noticed that he was the only person in the water. He saw a little boy on the shore and shouted to him “Hey, little boy, are there any sharks in these waters?” The little boy yelled back “No mister, no sharks”. The man kept swimming but again became concerned about being the only one in the water. Again he yelled to the boy on the shore “Little boy, are you sure there aren’t any sharks out here?” The little boy yelled back. “No sharks here mister”! After a little while longer, the man really began to wonder why there weren’t any other people in the water. Again, he yelled to the little boy. “Little boy, you’re positive there aren’t any sharks out here?” The little boy became a little exasperated and yelled back. “No sharks mister, sharks scared o’ Crocs.” – Ted McTague

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