Seize the Moment

Let me do all the good I can, to all the people I can, as often as I can, for I shall not pass this way again. – John Wesley

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9-11 and Mexico Earthquake

So on the 9-11 debate, I have had people say there is no way you can have concrete dust without an explosion, also there is no way a building will fall straight down unless it was a controlled explosion, well in Mexico City they just had an earthquake and lo and behold buildings collapsed straight to the ground, go figure, and on the by and by they fell in a cloud of dust

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Are You a Child of God?

As a follower of The Christ who takes the Great Commission as a command rather than a suggestion I have encountered many people who fall into the Psalm 1:1 category of “ungodly” who make the claim “We are all children of God.”  The Scripture addresses that claim quite clearly and whild the Christ follower should use tact and wisdom in responding, the error cannot be merely ignored; unfortunately that, failure to address the intellectual misunderstanding, has happened too often to the detriment of saint and sinner alike.

Make sure you are, in fact, a child of God; your eternal destiny hangs in the balance – read the Bible and learn what it really says and attend a Bible-believing, Bible-teaching church this Sunday.  Pastorwardclinton.com

Lexophile

“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” Two wrongs don’t make a right, however, two Wrights do make an airplane.

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.
 .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

 

And the cream of the twisted crop:

 

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN … IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE…
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