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People Eating Mudbugs

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What’s the most interesting local custom you’ve encountered?

I asked how do you eat them?

I got told, pinch the tail and suck the head.  Disturbing,  something sounds so wrong about that.

I think about the crawfish where I grew up as compared to here; we would put a hook in those things and use ’em to catch a catfish.  Now that’s some good eatin’ with less of a mess.  I mean, after folks have eaten a batch of crawfish, the cast off shells seem to make a bigger pile than what they started out with.

Out in the High Plains Desert, we didn’t have any strange culinary delights except maybe them oysters from the mountain.  There are some strange rumors about where we actually obtain that delicacy from.

Y’all have a wonderful day.

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Nurses vs Mosquitoes

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Just a wee bit of humor, folks

English Fun

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Minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same.  I object to that object as I am not content with this content.

I need to read what I read again.  Excuse me but there’s no excuse for this.  The Archer’s bow was accepted with a bow.  I should wind this post up and toss it into the wind as I don’t want to tear up before I tear this up.

Time to seize the moment and cease this piece and toss it into the seas before someone sees this, unfortunately I refuse to throw this refuse away.

Aye, this was done well and now it is well done.

How Often do I Walk or Run?

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I like to take short walks.  …couch to the fridge comes to mind… Sometimes, I like to walk out to the bar-B-Que pit.  However, I do try to avoid walking around in Wal-Mart because of that yellow banner over certain aisles.  That can get expensive when my Significant Other is with me.  Even though it has been recommended to me a few times over the years, I refuse to take any long walks on any short piers.  Although I have taken a few rather pleasant short walks on some long piers.

As to running; I think I’m allergic to running.  Whenever I do that, I tend to break break out in a sweat, get a pain in my side, and experience an elevated heartbeat accompanied with shortness of breath.  So, yes, I avoid doing that.

Therefore, if you ever see me running, especially if I’m approaching you or passing you — you’d better start running as well because that means something big, vicious, and dangerous is after us.

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What Does The Smoke Mean?

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What does the smoke at the Vatican mean?