Stole this from a friend with an obviously good sense of humor.
In what aisle could I find Polish sausage ? The clerk looks at him and says “are you polish?” The guy says,”well, yes I am, but let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian ? Or if I asked for German bratwurst would you ask me if I was German ? Would ya huh, would ya ?” The clerk said “well, no ! The guy says ” well, than why did you ask me if I was Polish, because I ask for Polish sausage ?” The clerk replies ” because you’re in Home Depot “.