And Megan must pay Mark $100 an hour to fix the hot water heater in the studio apartment she shares with three other Women’s Studies graduate students.
By the way, lefties, God’s Word, the Holy Bible, says something in the 9th chapter of Proverbs about you: Why does the fool pay the teacher for wisdom since (s)he has no mind for it.
From Bettylou Steadman….
Is this in our ‘not too distant’ future?
Hello! Is this Gordon’s Pizza?
No sir – it’s Google Pizza.
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
No sir – Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
Do you want your usual, sir?
My usual – you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses – sausage – pepperoni – mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.
OK – that’s what I want ..
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta – arugula – sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?
What? I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
How the hell do you know?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.
I bought more from another drugstore.
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
I have other sources of cash.
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
WHAT THE HELL? ! ! ! !
I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google – Facebook – Twitter – WhatsApp and all the others!! I’m going to an island without internet – cable TV – where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand sir – but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago!!
He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both are abomination to the Lord. – Proverbs 17:15
It was a saying of Solon the Athenian lawgiver, that “a Republic walks upon two feet; one being just punishment for the unworthy, the other due regard for the worthy. If it fail in either of these, it necessarily goes lame. How much more if it fail in both?”
Form your opinions of others and of right and wrong, not at the prompting of the world, but as though you are under the watchful eye of God. Because you are, whether you are a friend of God or not. The PC (politically correct) crowd constantly tries to force us to obey and treat them as gods as they usurp and twist God’s authority. Those individuals do not realize how awfully they are provoking God, but they will; we Christians ought to pray that they experience punishment from His hand sooner rather than later so that they might have the opportunity to repent. In all our most secret judgments of men and things we are accountable to Him. Don’t let that cripple you in your judgments; however, do let it empower you to always make good and proper judgments/decisions.
The majority of Christians seem to have abjured the duty of conscientiousness, and the abjuration is one of the most fearful symptoms of our time.
To abjure is to formally renounce something. It is to give up a previously held belief, especially formally or solemnly. One of the most blatant examples is the “ordination” of “priests” who advocate for ongoing, active homosexuality in the church as a practicing homosexual. Now I know full well that I have just committed blasphemy with the PC crowd but Heaven is doing a slow clap and saying, “About time you started waking up and declaring truth as it is revealed by God in the Holy Bible. Don’t stop there, because there is so much more. Do not be kowtowed by the PC crowd, their ways are not God’s ways and their ways shall not successfully stand when the judgment of God comes upon them.” Don’t like this? Dial 1-800 TELL-GOD. (Actually that is probably a “900” number because someone is going to pay the price for not obeying the Word of God.)
Proverb 12:2, “A good man obtaineth favor of the Lord; but a man of wicked devices He will condemn.”
The second abomination to the Lord according to Proverb 17:15 is “he that condemneth the just.” We must form our opinions of others as under the watchful eye of God and not according to the world’s constantly changing opinion. Deviancy has been getting defined downward because of a lack of boldness to stand against the PC crowd. “All it takes for evil to triumph is for the good to fail to take a stand against it,” Edmund Burke. –or words to that effect- The duty of estimating others as in the sight of God is not by any means a light one, but a most solemn one. Unholy and unprincipled and unethical life, wherever found, ought to be protested against by the servants of God. It is a blessing that unethical Hillary does not currently hold a public office; it is a shame that she ever did. There is a sad tendency among us to overlook those faults (sins) which fall in line with the practice of the day, which consist in the neglect of unwelcome duties, or the committing of lightly esteemed sins.
Men and women who refuse to acknowledge God’s existence do so, in the final analysis, because it is contrary to their manner of living. They do not want to bow down to the moral claims of a holy God on their lives. – R. C. Sproul
An excerpt from my forthcoming book: “Deeper Faith: Completely Consecrated Christianity” pastorwardclinton.com
FakeNews9 has learned that the word “Yes” today declared itself to no longer be affirmative, citing years of under appreciation. From 8:35 Eastern Standard time, Yes will officially become and mean “No”. Yes announced its decision to go “Trans-No” on CNBS’s Rachael Maddow Show. Yes claimed that for centuries, it could never refuse anything, however inappropriate, and that “No” seemed to have all the power. “No always seemed so rigorous, thoughtful and final. People fear No. I never got that kind of respect”, claimed the noun. In some quarters, the move has been met with criticism. The National Organization for Women issued a press release immediately, noting that women have effectively used yes as a negative for years with no consequences, and that they now stand to lose that vital, age-old tactic.
Upon hearing of Yes’ conversion to trans-no, several other nouns professed interest in a similar move, notably truth, being, and oneness. When asked for comment, holiness, however, refused to go on record. Justice is expected to plead the fifth later today. More as the story develops. Or trans-less. Or whatever. –Possum Politics
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Especially in that they were a deeply religious people (after all, they fled there to escape serious religious persecution back home in the old country), they ditched a socialist system that claimed the lives of nearly two thirds of their colony due to starvation in their first winter in exchange for a free-market capitalist system and they were thanking almighty God for the bounties that He had brought upon them by way of their hard work and the advice that the natives had conferred upon them under their new system in their second year – such an abundance that they invited the local natives to share in their celebration of that deep thanksto God for His blessings.
The left is completely unable to stomach that.
My goal for 2017 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go.
With that in mind, I ate a salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomato. It was a big crouton covered in tomato sauce and cheese … okay-okay …it was a pizza…close enough!
Walked into a spider web – cardio is done for the week.
Finished my 14 day diet in only one day … Now I’m ready for the holidays.
I may not be funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this. Oh well, I think I’ll just put an “out of order” sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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My dear brave Red White and Blue fellow Americans. This last election, this generation has won a Great victory and when all the dirt is uncovered and the under the table dealings come out only then will we fully understand how close America was to destruction. Don’t think it a small thing what you the People have done. In all reality the free world would be no more if not for your hard work and loyalty to our country.
In saying this I most add now is not the time to kick back and take it easy. Evil takes no holiday. The war is not over, while good people relax our enemies are already planning their next move. That is where we have gone wrong in the past. Never will these demons give up on their agenda of a one world global government. They are consumed with their desire for power.
Some I’m sure have said ,”the election is over give it a rest”. And believe me I would love to do just that but in my heart I know it’s far from over .I love this country and it’s people and will push back the darkness as long as I’m able.
We must learn to read between the lines, the demaRATS know they will never impeach President Trump their goal is to discredit him in time for the next election. They are very evil but don’t think them dumb they have a motive for everything they do. God Bless You don’t give in, don’t give up the fight. To All who voted for President Trump America, Future Generations and the Whole Free World are in your debt.
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