Earn all you can, save all you can, give all you can. – John Wesley
Whatever else we may say of our own age, for good or evil, nobody is likely to call it an age of reason.
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Employ whatever God has entrusted you with, in doing good, all possible good, in every possible kind and degree. – John Welsey
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As a follower of The Christ who takes the Great Commission as a command rather than a suggestion I have encountered many people who fall into the Psalm 1:1 category of “ungodly” who make the claim “We are all children of God.” The Scripture addresses that claim quite clearly and whild the Christ follower should use tact and wisdom in responding, the error cannot be merely ignored; unfortunately that, failure to address the intellectual misunderstanding, has happened too often to the detriment of saint and sinner alike.
Make sure you are, in fact, a child of God; your eternal destiny hangs in the balance – read the Bible and learn what it really says and attend a Bible-believing, Bible-teaching church this Sunday. Pastorwardclinton.com
“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” Two wrongs don’t make a right, however, two Wrights do make an airplane.
A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.
.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN … IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE…
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The Republic is under attack. Of concern is not even North Korea or ISIS–and I’ve written about both… The threat shows up on the public squares and protest lines of our cities. Either the dream of our Founders will be realized–that we will self-govern, recognizing that we’re all equal–or some false equality will be forced upon us by the intelligentsia. Either we recognize what is at stake and assume a defensive (or even offensive) posture, or we are overtaken by a storm surge–not of the Irma or Harvey variety, but of the polite-and-smiley-but-hateful leftist variety. Do we even understand what is happening–as Americans?
Even those who call themselves “conservatives”–the McCains and Ryans and the rest of the establishment types pander to the left. They have no patriotic soul. They are political carcasses on the pyre of history. The First and Second amendment mean nothing to them, let alone the rest of the Constitution. The Second Amendment actually is a hindrance to their real agenda. Their power, their control, their enslavement of America is all that matters to them. And now, those of us who care about America–that last bastion of freedom in a crazed world–are presented with images of our president shaking hands with Pelosi and Schumer. The latter grins like the devil my Christian friends talk about–the lips turn upward, but the eyes and the soul are as cold as shards of ice. And the eyes of Pelosi? I recall going into the walk-in freezer many years ago at the supermarket where I worked, and seeing blocks of frozen meals that radiated more warmth than that icy-souled person. America, as a patriot, as a grandchild of the Greatest Generation–the last one that saved our country from annihilation–I ask you to prepare yourselves. I take a wait-and-see attitude with all presidents; I did it with Obama in 2008 and I’m doing it with Trump now. I’m am greatly encouraged by the fact that Trump bears all the marks of being one appointed by God for such a time as this.
As time goes on, it becomes increasingly apparent that there are two camps, excluding the president: those that would mow America down in a bloody haze of political correctness and “tolerance,” and those who see America as Washington, Jefferson, Madison did. We may be able to rely on the leader we elected. But what happens if we can’t? Has anyone even thought of that? Such “what if’s” had BETTER be thought of because there is too much at stake. If the administration won’t stand up to Antifa, to the incipient fascist threat, to the Democrats who have already ruined our country, then there is no one left to stand up for America except the person staring back at you in the mirror. . . . . . So keep that mirror close, and keep a watchful eye on Washington–a VERY watchful eye. And be ready.
There’s so much at stake. The president either makes America great again or he doesn’t. And the 2018 election is under a year away. We’re kidding ourselves if we think the Dems won’t come back and pounce. It’s what they do.
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Whatever a man depends upon, whatever rules his mind, whatever governs his affections, whatever is the chief object of his delight, is his god. C. H. Spurgeon pastorwardclinton.com
We put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them in triangles. Why? What kind of logic is that? Is it a geometrical joke?
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