The phone calls

Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
Have a great day!

College Campus Core Cognitive Distortion

Vice President Mike Pence is supposed to speak at the Notre Dame Commencement and while most of the students consider it a high honor there are a few “snowflakes” on the campus who claim it makes them feel “unsafe.”

Actually the problem the intersectionalist snowflakes have is the core cognitive distortions, among which is (1) Socialism good, America bad. (2) Anything that challenges what our left-wing college professors have drummed into our heads since we arrived on Campus has to be wrong because our beloved professors are always right and the conservative professor is a weak-minded bigot. (3) Christianity oppressive, Moslem poor victim. (4) Trump fascist, me freethinker.

It will take many years in the real world for the fascistic intersectionalist snowflakes to shake off those cognitive distortions that they have been indoctrinated into but that will only happen when they find the courage to actually begin to think for themselves rather than their “feelings.”

Pastor Ward Clinton

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