Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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The Art of Fau Chi
The evil in this world is a human production.
Fauci
Before you get caught up in the thinking that our federal government, in Washington DC, can solve the problems in Taiwan, or Hong Kong, or Iran or anywhere else, keep in mind that our federal government can’t even solve the crime problem in the cesspool called washington, DC
We cannot continue to send our children to Caesar for their “education” and then be surprised when they come home as Romans.
If God has abandoned America, the last shining light on the hill, then these are the end times and there is literally nothing we can do to stop the evil that is coming.
If God has not abandoned America, then it is our job and responsibility as believers in the Christ to do everything we can to fight to win America back.
The battle isn’t really between nations, it may appear that way but it is really between good and evil. We are already engaged in that battle and the U.S., in a very bold move by the left, has shifted towards normalizing evil!
Yes, God is in control but that doesn’t mean He wants us to lean on our shovels and pray for a hole.
Liberal Democrats
If Oliver Cromwell, who refused the English crown, could see what’s become of America:
“Ye are a pack of mercenary wretches, and would like Esau sell your country for a mess of pottage, and like Judas betray your God for a few pieces of money.
“Is there a single virtue now remaining amongst you? Is there one vice you do not possess?
“Ye have no more religion than my horse. Gold is your God. Which of you have not bartered your conscience for bribes? Is there a man amongst you that has the least care for the good of the Commonwealth?”
President Day
The Democrats
Are holding a trial to remove a President from office who isn’t in office and those mental midgets claim claim to have the collective intellect to run this great nation.
They have the collective Intellect to ruin this nation but that is about it. Welcome to the Twilight Zone, ladies and gentlemen, where some people prefer an idiot with a pen who can’t even run a fidget spinner over a business man with a proven positive plan and track record.
Nutty Nancy
Well what you have right now with the press corps are left-wing lap dogs and their job is to go over and lick the hand of the left-wingers and then try to bite the Republicans. – Newt
The heart of the fool leans to the left; the wise to the right. – God, Eccl 10:2
About 6 Jan ’21 event
AN APOLOGY IS OWED !!!!
TRUTH
Written by Candace Owens
01/ 14/ 2021
Now that the FBI has announced publicly that the “insurgency” at the U.S. Capitol was a pre-planned attack, ALL MEMBERS of CONGRESS,(all Democrats & some Republicans), that took part In that sham of an impeachment yesterday owe President Trump & his family, 75 million Patriotic supporters and really all of America a MASSIVE APOLOGY!
All of the millions of vengeful, disgusting members of the Media and Social Media who took their lead from Nancy Pelosi and Congressional Democrats and stood before the world and LIED about the events of that day should be really ashamed!
It is now known that the Capitol Police had prior knowledge of this planned attack, provided to them by the FBI in the days leading up to the Jan.6 event. Capitol Police then appropriately notified the Congressional Sgt-at-Arms, (who reports directly to Pelosi), and at that time Capitol Police also requested NG presence. In fact, CP asked Pelosi and Mayor Bowser numerous times to call up NG for support and were turned down. Why? Reportedly, Pelosi, the DC Mayor, Schumer and others thought the “OPTICS WOULD BE BAD”????
Pelosi and others apparently knew in advance of the “attack” and It appears that this “insurgence” and the tragic events that followed were used by Pelosi & others as just one more last-ditch attempt by DC Democrats to damage President Trump’s name & legacy!
We now know the reason Pelosi rushed forward with that phony impeachment, before the facts had time to come out!
The members of Congress who stood and said the most vile things imaginable, in a public hearing, about our President showed the world just what despicable human beings some Americans can be. It was irresponsible of them to rush to judgement based on events that apparently were engineered/used by Nancy Pelosi and other Democrats in Congress in an attempt to ruin an honest, decent American’s life. I hope they pay a serious price, including removal from office. Democrats in America have become very dangerous people and the hate they harbor for those they consider to be “weak” is like nothing I’ve ever seen before. Their lust for power is just beyond comprehension.
Fortunately for Americans, though, the Democrats’ underhanded tactics have once again been unable to get the better of Donald J. Trump. Again, in this the final week of his successful term, he comes out the winner yet again!
For more than four years, Pelosi, Schumer and the DC Democrats have tried time and time again to “get” Donald Trump and bring him down. He has been forced to endure Investigations that went on for months & months, (costing untold millions in taxpayer dollars), two impeachments based on fabricated “evidence” along with unrelenting lies and other “charges”, yet he maintains his dignity, holds his head up high, and continues go out every day and do the job he was elected to do. There has never been a finer President than Donald J. Trump. Thank you, Sir, for restoring Greatness to America!
WE LOVE YOU!!
Kung Flu
As Impeachment 3 fizzles to an end, despair no more; Here comes Impeachment 4
Hate-Filled Nancy is Endangering America
Are we trying to blame the wrong “bat” for COVID-19?
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