We need to squash this right away. Our language is to peppered with this, so lettuce become kinder to each other, turnip around, otherwise we might beet each other when it would be butter to live in peas. I love it when my spouse says to me: “Orange you glad you’re the apple of my eye?”
Knowing that a tomato is a fruit is intelligence; knowing not to put it into a fruit salad is wisdom.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you get older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.
I remember someone who was having a few memory issues and we were a bit concerned about her. Then one day she told us that as she was getting older she, herself, had noticed that she was having a bit of difficulty remembering things from time to time but all that was in the past because she was now no longer having any problem with forgetting anything.
We, her friends and family, were all looking askance at each other as she paused. Then she said, “At least, that is, I no longer remember forgetting things.” Then she laughed wholeheartedly, thanking us for being concerned about her and for sticking by her side.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Expect continuing flurries of ill-tempered snowflakes across America with slight accumulations in liberal cities and coffee shops
Likely continuing agitation of the little snowflakes from bused-in Soros-funded operatives.
In other news: One (or more) colleges are offering play doh and coloring books to help their snowflakes cope with the election results.
Isn’t it funny how the liberals who condemned Trump for allegedly saying he might not accept the election results are the same people not accepting the results. It is nice to see Reince Priebus calling out the media for stirring the pot.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Keep praying in accordance with 2nd Chronicles 7:14
–Pastor Ward Clinton
–Pastor Ward Clinton
He is afraid of Fox too.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
–Pastor Ward Clinton
When you hear the smoke alarm at my house it usually means lunch is almost ready.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
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