Texas Reveals New School Buses

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–Pastor Ward Clinton

The Stupidity “challenge”

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–Pastor Ward Clinton

A Pastor, a Priest, and a Rabbi Walk into a bar

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–Pastor Ward Clinton

A Smile – A Holy Smile

A smile is a powerful weapon; you can break ice with it.  Of course, smile at the wrong time and you could get accused of having broke wind, but lets not go there.

Some Christians give the impression they were baptized in vinegar – that is not the way of holiness or happiness.

Be blessed  –Pastor Ward Clinton

Road to Heaven

Turn right and keep straight.

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Safe Eating

Practice safe eating – always use condiments.

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Time

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana

–Pastor Ward Clinton