Weird Relatives

So I heard some pastor announce: “Jesus had weird relatives too.”

I laughed and laughed because I could’t help thinking of my family.  I also couldn’t help but to think about the fact that I did not even know that guy but he somehow knew my family.

Now I know that every family tree has a few nuts but my family is incredibly overly endowed; at least from my perspective, because I am probably the only normal person in the whole tree.

Y’all have a blessed day.

“Safety Pin” Question

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Just wondering

LOL

 

Losing One’s Mind

They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you get older.  What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much.

I remember someone who was having a few memory issues and we were a bit concerned about her.  Then one day she told us that as she was getting older she, herself, had noticed that she was having a bit of difficulty remembering things from time to time but all that was in the past because she was now no longer having any problem with forgetting anything.

We, her friends and family, were all looking askance at each other as she paused.  Then she said, “At least, that is, I no longer remember forgetting things.”  Then she laughed wholeheartedly, thanking us for being concerned about her and for sticking by her side.

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Hillary Leaves 9-11 Memorial

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Pastor Ward Clinton

Never Buy Flowers From a Monk

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–Pastor Ward Clinton

We Never Appreciate What We Have Until It’s Gone….

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Betcha weren’t expecting that.  Y’all have a blessed day.

Pastor Ward Clinton

My Wife has Assured me that…

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–Pastor Ward Clinton