I like to take short walks.  …couch to the fridge comes to mind… Sometimes, I like to walk out to the bar-B-Que pit.  However, I do try to avoid walking around in Wal-Mart because of that yellow banner over certain aisles.  That can get expensive when my Significant Other is with me.  Even though it has been recommended to me a few times over the years, I refuse to take any long walks on any short piers.  Although I have taken a few rather pleasant short walks on some long piers.

As to running; I think I’m allergic to running.  Whenever I do that, I tend to break break out in a sweat, get a pain in my side, and experience an elevated heartbeat accompanied with shortness of breath.  So, yes, I avoid doing that.

Therefore, if you ever see me running, especially if I’m approaching you or passing you — you’d better start running as well because that means something big, vicious, and dangerous is after us.

–pastorwardclinton