Reopening Plan

Image may contain: possible text that says 'We have a 6 phase plan to reopen the state. The plan will be a phased plan that we will plan to utilize in phases. The phases will be planned and the planning will be phased. We will move quickly and slowly to open but remain closed. have created a staff of staffers who will plan the phase and planning while phasing their phases. And that is our reopening plan. Thank you'

And for this plan we will rely on data. This data is precise and scientific because it’s been crafted by scientists. In the end it’s not really data, it’s an excel function that models some data, but we’re pretty sure we can call it data and no one will notice because “science.” There’s lots of metrics we’re watching related to this data. You can’t know what those are because the data is modeled by scientists who know how to science,….and you don’t.

Blame Shifting Blasio

Pronouncements from the Democrat-Socialist Mayor of New York:

Bill de Blasio (Mar 2): get on with your lives + go out on the town, see a movie

Bill de Blasio (Mar 11): if you’re not sick you should be going about your life [same day NBA suspended entire season; all of Italy on lockdown]

Bill de Blasio (Mar 19): “Bill de Blasio Buries Trump for ‘Inexplicable’ Coronavirus Response: ‘Beyond Comprehension’ That You Haven’t Mobilized the Military”

HT Lourdes Cosio