The success of today’s blog depends on you, the citizen concerned about Dihydrogen Monoxide.  Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Please keep comments appropriate to the spirit, intent, and content of this particular blog post.  Deniers of the hazards associated with DHMO are to be treated with a level of respect appropriate to their responses and interactions with other respondents.  Likewise advocates of action and activities regarding the mitigating of hazards posed by dihydrogen monoxide are encouraged to interact appropriately.

I have heard that DHMO has also been called Oxygen Dihydride as well as Hydrogen Hydroxide which are potentially terms designed to confuse and allay concerns regarding DHMO but that may be merely conspiratorial thought processes at play.

We do know that Dihydrogen Monoxide:

• May be fatal if inhaled.
• has a greater affect on climate that all of the other so-called greenhouse gasses combined.
• Is a major component of acid-rain
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals
• may cause severe burns.
• has been used as a fire retardant
• may cause electrical failures
• may cause decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes
• has been found in excised tumors of cancer patients
• has been used to clean produce but even after washing, produce remains visibly contaminated by the DHMO.
• Grocers have been known to wash meat in it.
• canned meats frequently state that DHMO has been added to the product although it is frequently found to have been added without warning the consumer
• is an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products.
• has been found in excessive quantities in sewage treatment plants and may even be coming out of your household faucets.
• you local reservoir may be full of DHMO therefore you should always exercise caution when swimming or engaging in various activities around said reservoir.
• Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the Midwest recently.
• Some reservoirs currently have lower levels of DHMO than normal however that seems to dismay those who engage in activities in or near the reservoir.  This may be closely associated to the fact that DHMO is the most addictive substance on earth.  If a person is unable to consume any DHMO whatsoever it is fatal.
• The federal government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its “importance to the economic health of this nation.” In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
• Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!