“You know, these political sex scandals, they’re fascinating, folks. When the Democrats have one, you need to produce semen, you need the blue dress, you need transcripts of sexting, you need photos of people sneaking into hotel rooms, like John Edwards. But when the 40-year-old childhood memories of a wacky woman and the Washington Post allege something about a Republican, all hell breaks loose…

“Where’s the semen-stained blue dress? I mean, do you hear what Senator McCain is saying? Senator McCain is saying, ‘He’s gotta quit simply because of the allegations.’ When did that happen? Meanwhile, the Democrats circle the wagons around their perverts, do everything they can to protect ’em, and the [RINO] Republicans can’t wait to throw ’em all overboard…”
~ EIB