Reported by Gabe Owners WASHINGTON, D.C. — in a closed-door House Oversight deposition, Hillary Clinton was hit with the one question every Clinton aide prays never gets asked on the record. “So you’re telling me Epstein visited the White House 17 times while your husband was president, donated generously to your foundation, and you never once met the guy?” the investigator asked, sliding the visitor logs across the table like a mic drop. “Stop it, Killary!” Clinton’s eyes widened in that trademark “I’m-about-to-BleachBit-my-own-memory” stare. After a perfectly timed dramatic pause she replied, “I have no recollection of ever meeting Mr. Epstein. I was very busy in those days.” She then explained that during Bill’s presidency she was “far too occupied” dodging imaginary sniper fire in Bosnia and naming household appliances after her imaginary friends to notice a billionaire pedophile popping in and out of the residence like it was his favorite Starbucks. At press time, sources confirmed her legal team is already searching for the nearest server to “lose” any remaining inconvenient photos, flight logs, or inconvenient memories related to Zorro Ranch. “Bill and I only associate with the very best people,” she concluded. “Like the ones who pay us enormous speaking fees.”
I’ve lost a few friends over politics in the last five years and no matter what happens on January 20th this is how I feel… Not open for debate:
I have listened to everyone else’s hatred and rhetoric for months, so now I am having my day. If you don’t like it, you may just wander on along your dark path. Let me be clear, I AM NOT a Biden fan. From his own words, I know he is corrupt, a liar, and probably suffering from dementia. He has done nothing to improve anything in his 47-year political career. But what has Trump done in the past 4 years? The “arrogant” SOB in the White House , brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce. The “buffoon” in the White House, is the first president that has NOT engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower. The “racist” in the White House, has had the greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. EVER!. The “liar” in the White House, has exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties. The “buffoon” in the White House, turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues. The “fool” in the White House, neutralized the North Koreans and stopped them sending missiles toward Japan and threatening the West Coast of the US. The “xenophobe” in the White House, turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Hello?????The “clown” in the White House, has accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices ,who believe in the rights of the unborn and close to 300 Federal Judges. This same clown lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 to $24,400 for married couples and caused the stock market to rise to record levels, positively impacting the retirement accounts of tens of millions of citizens. The “clown” in the White House, fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine, which was just approved and is being shipped out as we speak and yet we still don’t have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations??? The “clown” in the White House rebuilt our military, which the Obama administration crippled and fired 214 key generals and admirals, in his first year of office. I got it, you don’t like him. Many of you utterly hate and despise him. How window-licking-short-bus special of you. He is serving you and ALL the American people And might I add, he’s doing it for FREE.. What are you doing besides calling him names and laughing about him for catching the China virus?? Some of you were even hoping that COVID would be the cause of his demise??Please educate me again as to what Biden has accomplished for America in his 47 years in office, besides making the whole Biden family richer??? By the way, where is Hunter? Oh, and when asked by the media about HUNTER, BIDEN has no response? I’ll take the ‘clown’ any day, versus a fork tongued, smooth talking, hypocritical, corrupt liar. I want a strong leader who isn’t afraid to kick some butt when needed. I don’t need a “fatherly” figure. I don’t need a liar. That’s what Hollywood, CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC, CBS and the New York Times are for. God bless Donald Trump – the most unappreciated President in U.S. history.