–Pastor Ward Clinton
This should be a good substitute for Kale in your recipes.
She’s right. They are in violation of American law and should not be rewarded for violating said laws.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Left-wing buttercups might as well suck-it-up they’ve been marginalized. Time to Make America Great Again.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
It is suspected a kitchen aid left over from Obama’s reign may leaked the story. On the other it could be one of the Media’s “imaginary friends.” The democrats are also investigating the home fries. Trump said they were made from po-ta-toes and the Democrats said they were made from po-tah-toes. Stay tuned for lunch, when he has a BLT made with to-ma-toes instead of to-mah-toes.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Of course, if they educated themselves they wouldn’t be liberals anymore.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Thank you, President Trump. This is long overdue.
–Pastor Ward Clinton
–Pastor Ward Clinton
–Pastor Ward Clinton
Important Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed, “Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality”, or more commonly known as SIN, as it is primarily expressed.Some other symptoms:
[a] Loss of direction[b] Lack of peace and joy[c] Depression or confusion in the mental component[d] Foul vocal emissions[e] Selfish, violent behavior[f] Amnesia of origin[g] Fearfulness[h] Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required!
