A bit disturbing when even your coffee appears to be surprised to see you.
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,” said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.
Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ….”
He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
“Come here quick,” said the boy, “you won’t believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!”
The man said, “Beat it kid, can’t you see it’s hard for me to walk.” When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been tellin’ me the truth. Let’s see if we can see the Lord…?” Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.
At last they heard, “One for you, one for me. That’s all. Now let’s go get those nuts by the fence and we’ll be done….”
They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
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“This is not really about Democrats and Republicans. This is about the political establishment and their media cronies and We The People.”
Israel will prevail – God blesses Israel. –pastorwardclinton.com
Algore Flunked out of Seminary, Dropped out of Law School. He had to find something to do ……He should have opened up a Used Car Dealership.
The left, through “Transference,” ascribes to the right what they themselves are and do – intolerance; racism; fascism; class division.
2018 is going to be a great year as BO’s legacy disappears into the wastebin of history and America becomes Godly and Great.
MAGA – MAGA!
Barry the brown nosed moron, thought he’d run for President. And when he got elected, the Dems thought he was heaven-sent. All of other leaders, used to laugh and call him names. Then when he got elected, Putin kept on calling him names. Then one fine November eve, Barry came to say, Hillary will you take my seat, oh you will be hard to beat. But when the country voted, it didn’t turn out that way, Hillary was inconsolable, TRUMP WENT DOWN IN HIS-TO-RY!!!
