Donald Trump, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to Hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The Devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the Devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally Trump gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When finished, the Devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the Devil why Trump got to call the USA so cheaply. The Devil smiles and replies, “Since Biden took over, the country’s gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”
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Phone calls
George Floyd
I would ask the supporters of G.F. do you want your grandchildren to be like him?
The Circle of Grift
More or less inflammatory, reactionary, hysterical rhetoric of that party. They don’t think things through but react and with emotions. Then when those democrat polices don’t work they prefer to blame other people who had nothing to do with the problems they, the Democrats, created because their, the Democrats, real goal is the usurpation of power over the people.
And, of course, enriching themselves at our expense
Border Czar?
One of her reasons, that she has already given is, “Well I haven’t been to Europe, either.”
The evil we are fighting
…in high places.
After Stopping TX Election Integrity Bill, Dem Lawmakers Learn Governor Abbott Just Vetoed Their Paychecks
Abbott said ‘funding should not be provided for those who quit their job early’ and refuse to vote on a law as a legislative strategy.
Mistakes
No Apologies
Roman Numerals, having pun
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