Oopsie

get a grip.jpg Oopsie, how was I to know?

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Are You a Child of God?

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Some people think nothing of spending hours in a bar but can’t stand the idea of spending an hour in Church; that should tell them something about their spiritual condition.

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Thomas LaBraunt

Thomas LsBraunt.jpg Stamp out individual thought?  That sounds like every socialist dictator that ever wanted to take over the world.  By the way, that always turns out bad, Tommy.

I don’t know who Thomas is or whether he is the actual author or someone who is angry with him posted that and attached his name.  This showed up on Facebook and elsewhere.  I went to his page where I found nothing of this nature.  Thomas is definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer as evidenced by his page.  However whoever wrote the piece attributed to Thomas is a racist bigot but that is something the democrats have long been known for.

Last I knew it is Americans who have constitutional rights, not a particular color.  Without the 2nd you don’t have any of the other constitutional rights, anyway.  The racist propaganda, especially that which comes from BHO and his fellow narcissistic propagandists, seeks to divide Americans and stifle rational thought.

Thomas, or whoever wrote the statement attributed to him, is part of the growing evidence that we are in a post-thinking era.  In part, we can blame PC and the “intelligentsia.”  We live in an age where we find scientists trying to create artificial intelligence while most of our educational institutions are creating artificial stupidity.

  T. S. Ellott: “Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important.  They don’t mean to do harm-but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.”

The narcissistic personality disorder, race-baiting, divider-in-chief is symptomatic of the problem.  We seem to have gotten so intimidated by political correctness that even our major media outlets, yes I am giving them the benefit of the doubt, dare not  call people who illegally immigrate to this country “illegal immigrants: or even responsibly report on the fact that they are a financial drain on our system.  Then there is the problem of fundamentalist Muslims, perhaps we should call them Mohammedans because that is who they are imitating, who, when they commit acts of terror, we are told not to call terrorists.   Heaven forbid, that we should mention the unholy sacrament of the left …abortion… so I won’t.

Thomas, or whoever you are, the answer is – God.

It is time to stand up for the cause of The Christ and do our part in bringing about a brand new Great Awakening like the one that took place in the 1740s.  We are way overdue for one and if we don’t have one it is going to get really, really bad.  Therefore, 2nd Chronicles 7:14

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Romantic Relationship Program

A friend of mine (Sherri) sent this to me – TOO FUNNY not to pass along….

A woman wrote to tech support, and their reply is a stroke of genius…

This young woman is no different from the rest of us, both family happiness and heartbreak are familiar to her. She is simply looking for an answer to her questions. How do you maintain a relationship? How do you bring back the excitement of the first date?

She wrote a letter to the tech support to find her answers. She sent the letter as a joke and only remembered about it when she suddenly received an email notification with a response.

Dear Tech Support,
’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,
“First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!”
Tech Support

–Pastor Ward Clinton

Obama Dissing Scalia

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Dissing: Disrespecting, insulting.

To be honest, I’m glad he’s not going.  He’s not worthy to be attending Justice Scalia’s funeral, who was a man of high moral fiber. This POTUS is so arrogant, narcissistic, and disrespectful that his presence would be fake anyway.  I can see him now, putting on his liar face and pretending like he cares. No thanks. Good riddance, go play golf!

Pastor Ward Clinton

Mark 8:38

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“I will keep my religion to myself,” says one; if you will not confess The Christ to men then He will renounce you before, in the presence of, God.

Let it always be remembered, that to be renounced by The Christ is to have Him neither for a savior nor for a mediator.  Thus there is a fate worse than human persecution; to be repudiated, or renounced, by Jesus Himself before the Father.  The “first hearers” of this statement heard, in this statement, a clear declaration from Jesus that He, not God the Father, it the final determiner as to whom will be allowed to enter into and abide in Heaven and who will not.  Rejection by humans is temporary; rejection by Jesus is forever.

Fear of men is a self-interested, self-deluding cowardice; fear of God is a healthy response of awe and obedience.  The latter is positively commended upon throughout the Bible while the former is condemned by God as well as by men everywhere.

–Pastor Ward Clinton