Lexophile

“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” Two wrongs don’t make a right, however, two Wrights do make an airplane.

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.
 .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

.. The batteries were given out free of charge.

.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

.. A will is a dead giveaway.

.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.

.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.

.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.

.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.

.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.

 

And the cream of the twisted crop:

 

.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN … IT’S CHEAP MEDICINE…
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The Republic is Under Attack

The Republic is under attack. Of concern is not even North Korea or ISIS–and I’ve written about both… The threat shows up on the public squares and protest lines of our cities. Either the dream of our Founders will be realized–that we will self-govern, recognizing that we’re all equal–or some false equality will be forced upon us by the intelligentsia. Either we recognize what is at stake and assume a defensive (or even offensive) posture, or we are overtaken by a storm surge–not of the Irma or Harvey variety, but of the polite-and-smiley-but-hateful leftist variety. Do we even understand what is happening–as Americans?

Even those who call themselves “conservatives”–the McCains and Ryans and the rest  of the establishment types pander to the left. They have no patriotic soul. They are political carcasses on the pyre of history. The First and Second amendment mean nothing to them, let alone the rest of the Constitution.  The Second Amendment actually is a hindrance to their real agenda. Their power, their control, their enslavement of America is all that matters to them. And now, those of us who care about America–that last bastion of freedom in a crazed world–are presented with images of our president shaking hands with Pelosi and Schumer. The latter grins like the devil my Christian friends talk about–the lips turn upward, but the eyes and the soul are as cold as shards of ice. And the eyes of Pelosi? I recall going into the walk-in freezer many years ago at the supermarket where I worked, and seeing blocks of frozen meals that radiated more warmth than that icy-souled person.  America, as a patriot, as a grandchild of the Greatest Generation–the last one that saved our country from annihilation–I ask you to prepare yourselves. I take a wait-and-see attitude with all presidents; I did it with Obama in 2008 and I’m doing it with Trump now. I’m am greatly encouraged by the fact that Trump bears all the marks of being one appointed by God for such a time as this.

As time goes on, it becomes increasingly apparent that there are two camps, excluding the president: those that would mow America down in a bloody haze of political correctness and “tolerance,” and those who see America as Washington, Jefferson, Madison did. We may be able to rely on the leader we elected. But what happens if we can’t? Has anyone even thought of that? Such “what if’s” had BETTER be thought of because there is too much at stake. If the administration won’t stand up to Antifa, to the incipient fascist threat, to the Democrats who have already ruined our country, then there is no one left to stand up for America except the person staring back at you in the mirror. . . . . . So keep that mirror close, and keep a watchful eye on Washington–a VERY watchful eye. And be ready.

There’s so much at stake. The president either makes America great again or he doesn’t. And the 2018 election is under a year away. We’re kidding ourselves if we think the Dems won’t come back and pounce. It’s what they do.

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god

Whatever a man depends upon, whatever rules his mind, whatever governs his affections, whatever is the chief object of his delight, is his god. C. H. Spurgeon   pastorwardclinton.com

Logic?

We put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them in triangles.  Why? What kind of logic is that?  Is it a geometrical joke?

Democrat Elitists

Democrat elitists are trying to make everyone believe that “Make America Great Again” is a call to return to slavery while they secretely support Radical Islam” and Sharia law, actual advocates of slavery and incredible intolerance.

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Christians and Politics

The Church must take right ground in regard to politics.  The time has come that Christians must vote for honest men and take consistent ground in politics or the Lord may very well curse them for being partakers of evil.  Deocrats ARE still the party of slavery – pretty much always have been and they still are, they just use different methods today to entrap and enslave than what they used to.

Politics are a part of religion in a country such as America and Christians must do their duty to the country as part of their duty to God.  Very many Christians seem to act as if they think that God does not see what they do regarding politics.  I can assure of this; He does see it and He will bless or curse this nation according to the course Christians take in politics.  Donald Trump as President is the result of many Christians earnestly praying in accordance with 2nd Chronicles 7:14 and a proof that God is willing to give us a chance at returning this country to godly principles.  We must continue praying and working to remove the left from all positions of power.  As that happens God will bless us once again.

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Carbon Dioxide is Not a Pollutant

Climate Change is a Fraud and CO2 is not a pollutant. And Global Warming an NWO Scam!
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Plants love CO2! So much so that Agri Farmers pump CO2 into greenhouses so plants grow faster and stronger: 
http://www.naturalnews.com/039720_carbon_dioxide_myths_plant_nutrition.html
Please note: Carbon dioxide’s role in photosynthesis:
Plants get carbon dioxide from the air through their leaves. The carbon dioxide diffuses through small holes in the underside of the leaf called stomata. (singular: stoma. plural: stomata)
The lower part of the leaf has loose-fitting cells, to allow carbon dioxide to reach the other cells in the leaf. This also allows the oxygen produced in photosynthesis to leave the leaf easily. Source:
http://www.eschooltoday.com/photosynthesis/carbon-dioxide-for-photosynthesis.html
http://daviddfriedman.blogspot.co.uk/search?q=97%25
http://principia-scientific.org/physicist-richard-feynman-discredits-greenhouse-gas-theory/
Plants love CO2 
Two Competing Narratives on Carbon Dioxide
Why Climate Change formerly known as Global warming is a Fraud:
http://understandingfraud.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/summary-of-21st-century-politics.html?m=1
http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2014/05/139936-25-images-prove-climate-changes-whether-man-anything/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social

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A sense of our own folly is a great step towards being wise, when it leads us to rely on the wisdom of the Lord. C. H. Spurgeon

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