Our president is crazy like a fox!  He casts that chartreuse spinner into the water and these large mouth liberals hit it every time.  Apparently there is no limit on how many of them he is allowed to catch.  I’m sure he has found out by now that they are not fit for human consumption, so he just throws them away.  They are just trash fish and bottom feeders.  He may eventually be able to clean up that swamp.

—Pastor Ward Clinton