We need to squash this right away. Our language is to peppered with this, so lettuce become kinder to each other, turnip around, otherwise we might beet each other when it would be butter to live in peas.  I love it when my spouse says to me: “Orange you glad you’re the apple of my eye?”

Knowing that a tomato is a fruit is intelligence; knowing not to put it into a fruit salad is wisdom.

–Pastor Ward Clinton