Waiter, There’s a Fly in My Coffee

 

Yossef Crescenzo What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup? An Italian – will throw away the cup and walk away in a fit of rage. A Frenchman – will take out the fly, and drink the coffee. A Chinaman – will eat the fly and throw away the coffee. A Russian – will drink the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge. An Israeli – will sell the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buy himself a new cup of coffee and use the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee. The Palestinian – will blame the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protest the act of aggression to the UN, take a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, use the money to purchase explosives and then blow up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.

–Pastor Ward Clinton

THESE ARE THE DAYS OF ELIJAH

Amen, well said.

THE MARSHALL REPORT

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In the heat of the battle during this unusual election time……I believe prophecy is being fulfilled and we are all playing our roll in it like it or not.  It is a time to rise up and take our nation back….there will be many who will not.  That is the way it is.  It is written that it would be so.  It is also written that the palace of strangers or foreigners shall not be built.  I liken that to the global agenda for a new world order.  It is also written that the Lord’s people trod them all down.  This is so relevant to the rising up of the people to make America great again and bring her back to her God given morals and values that made her great.  Many don’t want to hear about scripture….so sad for those for these are the days of Elijah.  They are here…

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